I just had a haircut, and I look like a fat and ugly retard from the sixties. Really, I do. Have decided that I will not talk about my hair, as it will make me depressed.
Walked into a pole this morning, am feeling stupid.
Am obsessed with in the shadows by Rasmus...been singing it throughout science, somehow I have a weird feeling that I am tone deaf.
Just borrowed the third book of the Mallorean, but am too lazy to read it. Feeling guilty, should probably go read it.
The simpsons is hilarious. This is from a part where the teacher just came back from the hospital and she tells the students:
Teacher: Students, I had a disease called 'Psychosomatic'
Student A: Does that mean your psycho?
Student B: Does that mean that your were faking it?
Teacher: Actually it's a bit of both
Teachcer: Sometimes when all the tv shows and magazines are talking about a disease it's only natural you think you have it.
How funny is that? Newayz, A Knight's Tale is coming on tonight ^^ That's like one of my favorite movies.
Hmm, I don't really have anything to write, but I decided to write anyway just to keep the blog constant. ^^ am feeling proud of myself now. *random reader throws dart at rapidly swelling head* *sigh*
Anyway, hav found nice song! Perfect World from Fushigi Yuugi is really good! Coyote Ugly is coming on and so is A Knight's Tale. I want to watch Troy. And Van Helsing. Am hungry. Am rambling. Am asleep now.
Did you hear that?
*silence*
That's what it sounds like when I finally stop rambling...which will be in a loooong time. Unless someone cuts of my tongue. Or kills me. Or drowns me. Which is actually killing me, but oh well. Do you know that if you cut off a chicken's head it still runs around? It's true. Once chicken actually lived without a head for a week or something. A blood clot formed at the neck or something so it was still alive, freaky huh?
*blinks*
I started rambling again...whoops! anyway, on to more important things, like what I did today, which accounts to nothing. *yawns*
It's 10.45 now. Should sleep. I don't know why. There's no school tomorrow so i'm MEANT to be up late, but oh well.
Am feeling stupid today, since i walked into a tree. T.T
And DON'T laugh, it's NOT funny. The only reason I walked into the tree was because I was saying 'Hi!' to one of my friends and I turned and started waving. Stupid tree's fault. Why did it have to be planted there. Coincidentally I had a dream about that tree coming to life and saying it's name was 'Tom' or 'Ben' or something and tried to eat me...o.O very freaked out now...
Nothing else much to say, very bored. Am feeling happy, cause my mom gave me $20 dollars coz my tooth fell out ^^
*yawns* very tired. Had PE today, played hockey. It was a tie I think, I still find hockey very funny, because the sticks always reminds me of a old person's walking stick, and when we're hitting a ball it's like those old people who hit people's knees.
Very weird, I know, but oh well.
'Then she turned to the towering mute standing impassively beside the white-robed Vard. "My heart is empty without thee," she told him in a voice very near to tears. "My steps falter, and I am alone. I pray thee, my dear companion, make haste in the completion of thy task, for I am made desolate by thine absence.'
This is a quote from the book 'King of Murgos' by David Eddings. It's a really good book, and don't worry, most of it isn't mushy. I find that what she said was really silly, with the 'I pray thee, my dear companion, make haste in the completion of thy task, for I am made desolate by thine absence.
However, I find it very heart wrenching when she goes: My heart is empty without thee, my steps falter, and I am alone. You'll notice that whenever people say some mushy stuff, they never mention 'I am alone'.
Yes, I know, I was very depressed just like an hour ago, but oh well. Am feeling nice and mushy now (although I'm really freezing here). We had to find out who Franz Ferdinand was, found out that there are some nice guys out there.
Apparently, Franz Ferdinand was the Archduke of Austria-Este(he inherited that title). He was the nephew of Emperor Francis Joseph. But then, his cousin, the crown prince died and his dad became the heir of the throne. And then his dad died, making him the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne. (How lucky)
Anyway, as the story goes, in 1900 he relinquished all claims to the throne after his morganatic marriage to Sophie Chotek, Duchess of Hohenberg. Your probably wondering why, well it's because of the word morganatic. ^^ You probably don't know what that means *does victory dance*
Anyway, it is 'used to describe a marriage in which neither the spouse of lower social rank nor any children of the marriage may inherit the title or possessions of the higher-ranking spouse.'
And so, being the nice guy that he was ( I don't know if he was nice, but he sure is romantic to marry some lower ranking girl and giving up your claim to the throne for love) he gave up his titles etc. Anyway, and then him and his wife got assasinated...I'm not sure why, but that'll probably lead to some boring political thing, and so I'm not gonna read that.
'Sophie dear, don't die! Stay alive for our children.'
Franz Ferdinand (1863-1914)
Austrian heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne.Said seconds after he and his wife were shot by the Serb nationalist Gavrilo Princip.
Interesting eh? Of course, that started WW1, which I don't think was very nice, but oh well, that's life for you.
[mood:bored]
Since everyone who came online decided that they'll be in 'silent' mode, I decided to write in my blog. Will make a list of Why I Hate Rainy Days.
Why People Hate Rainy Days
1. Their cold and you get goosebumps
2. Their wet and people just love to splash puddles on you.
3. It's autumn and all the nice crinkly leaves on the ground turn wet and soppy, meaning you cant wade through them.
4. The trees are full of water and people just LOVE to pull the branches so that all the water splashes down.
5. Your hair gets stuffed and you have to wear big bulky jackets which make you look fat and ugly
6. Everyone is depressed, which makes you depressed, or vice versa
7. You have to eat more cause your cold, which makes you feel fat and the bulky jackets don't help either
8. You have to stay indoors and everything is so crowded
9. The wind will choose to blow up your skirt at the most inconvenient times. Eg. Like when you crush is walking by, which some people might think is an advantage, but I definitely don't
10. The teachers are depressed too but try to make it 'brighter' by giving you more work
And that, is why people like me hate rainy days. On the bright side, because I decided I'm too pessimistic today, I made a list.
Why People Love Rainy Days
1. Some farmer will feel happy because the crops have water.
2. The gardener will feel happy because he doesnt have to water the garden
3. Those people who earn their living by performing in 'Dancing in the rain' will be very happy.
4. Those people who make umbrellas will be very happy.
5. Those people who patch roofs will be very happy.
6. Those people who make raincoats will be very happy.
7. Those weather people will be very happy, because they get to say their actually working, instead of just saying it's a nice fine day.
8. Those people who make boots will be very happy.
I don't know who else will be very happy it's raining, and so that is why people don't like rainy days, there are more reasons not to like them.
Wet day today, very unhappy. Now my hair is all stuffed and I was forced to wear the huge bulky jacket which makes me look fat...now I feel fat T.T
But reading King of the Murgos by David Eddings now, am feeling better. But Silk is gonna marry Velvet, am feeling extremely depressed now. Am feeling extreme hatred for Liselle now. Am getting homicidal...think I will go and eat some chocolate.
...back now, am feeling fat again. Very depressing day, am feeling angsty, will go kick people...now I'm feeling guilty and mean, think I will go kick people more, and eat more chocolate, then lie down and die T.T
Have decided that Mrs B is very mean, now I have to 'integrate' the quotes into my work. *mutters evilly*
Anyway, I have found a very good explanation as to why people go 'nm' when you ask them what their doing. It's because their doing something their not meant to be doing, like looking for porn. Have decided that that's a very good explanation, am feeling very proud now.
Am feeling depressed again, as the maths challenge is due tomorrow. Had maths test today, extreme headache coming up. Have band tomorrow, which means I have to miss DBGT and have to rush again. Feel like quitting bassoon.
Decided that whinging is not good. So will try to be optimistic. Have decided that I want to be a teacher, the main reason being I can talk to all the kids about anime. ^^ Of course, I will teache primary school kids, because I doubt I can talk to highschoolers about anime.
*blinks* am feeling better after complaining so much ^^
Had a quite funny day today...Mrs B, our junior coordinator and consequently our English teacher is hilarious. We've been reading a book called Deadly Unna? and the teacher has tried to explain to us what unna means. Anyway, this is the first convo she had with the class.
Random student (can't remember who): Mrs. B, what does Unna mean?
Mrs. B: It's just a slang word
Random student: ?
Mrs. B: It doesn't have any meaning, it's like how Homer Simpson goes 'duuuuuuuuh'
Class: ...
Class: BWAHAHAHA
How funny is that? Btw, for those who don't know, homer simpson goes D'oh, not duuuuuuh...still laughing over that. Anyway, that was last week, and today me and my friend decided to make her do it again. Btw, i was sitting with my back to the computer and mrs b was standing there.
Me: Mrs B, what exactly does Unna mean? (with confused look)
Mrs B: Oh, it doesn't mean anything, it's like how Homer Simpson goes Duuuuuuuuuuuuh.
this is where me and my friend are trying to quietly laugh.
And this is also where mrs B decides to sit on the keyboard, and the computer starts making beeping noises.
Mrs B: Do you understand it?
Me: no....
Mrs B: Look, it doesnt mean anything, it's just like how homer simpson...do you watch the simpsons?
Me: *nods*
Mrs B: Yea, it's just like how homer simpson goes Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
And this is where me and my friend bursts out laughing.
Another student: Um, mrs. B i don't think it's very good to be sitting on the computer
And then she jumps up. And then me and my friend go crazy laughing.
^^still think that's hilarious. Anyway, that's all I really have to say...maths test tomorrow...T_T
I don't know what to put as a title so from now on i'll just put what song i'm listening to at the moment. Summer sunshine is by the corrs, btw...it's their new song.
Hmm...so happy, 2 comments already ^^
Excuse me while I do my little victory dance...actually there's another reason I'm doing my victory dance...I just finished 1 part of that maths assignment I was saying about...feel so proud ^^
Laughing at my brother now...he's so stupid.
You see, my mother is obsessed with 'saving money' and not 'wasting food' and she always makes us eat leftovers. T_T Seeing as to how my brother is 2 years older than me, he really should've known better. My mom cooked us a dish called 'Emperor Chicken' yesterday and today there was loads of leftovers (mainly cause it was a 'herbal' dish and tasted really bitter) but anyway, today she just microwaved it and plonked it down.
Anyway, the chicken was all bones and looked really scrappy.
After seeing it, my bro went: Eww, what's that?
My mum gave him a 'look' and said: Emperor's chicken.
Bro: Doesn't look like what an emperor would eat.
And so saying that he got a loooooong lecture about how we should not waste food etc etc etc.
By the way,I'm not against wasting food, it's just that sometimes you really should throw away a week old food. Do you know my mum actually made my uncle sick for six months? O.o...scary isn't it? Anyway, as I was saying, I'm not against not wasting food...
Do you know that the world produces enough food to feed the world 3 times? And do you know that 20% of the world's population consumes 80% of the world's food? Do you know that the people in some country just live off $3 a day?
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should do the 40 hour famine and help poor starving children in Ethiopia.
Interests: reading fanfiction, watching anime, making funny/lame jokes, annoying my friends, complaining, shopping, reading, chatting...yup! your basic teenager
Luvs: frens, fanfiction, clothes
Hates: People bitching about other people behind their backs, people criticising people although they don't know them, prejudiced people, racist people
Other: I love to sleep...just thought you should know that.
Welcome to souffle...my self named blog! Hmm...nothing much to say really...this is basically my blog space to ramble on about nothings, so if your really bored, this is the place for you!
